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Two guys are sitting in a bar.

The first guy asks, "What do you do for a living?"

The second guy says, "I'm a lawyer."

The first says, "How much do you charge?"

The second guy says, "$100 for four questions."

The first guy says, "Isn't that a little expensive?"

The second guy says, "Yes. What's your fourth question?"