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Jokes Home : Doctor : Sacrifice Of A Father
The pregnant ready to deliver wife was tossing in the bed with excruciating pain and had to be held in bed with the force of four nurses.
The doctor approached the depressed whimpering husband having running tears, who was allowed to watch the process in the delivery room. Doctor asked, "We have this new 'Electronic Wireless Pain Energy transfer' machine which will take your wife's crucifying delivery pain away from her and transfer to a very athletic wrestler's body of Dad like yours. Husband consented alongside wife's signature and process began.
The wife gradually started loosing the pain, delivery began and a healthy baby was born. The doctor was checking with husband, "Are you OK? Should I give you Vitamins, Orange Juice, Milk glucose water, anything?" Not having any desired to eat on this occasion, the husband kept saying , "I don't feel anything Doctor, I am strong. I am glad you are transferring pain to me, and it is not my wife.'
The Doctor released the couple in a short time since delivery was painless and without complications. The dancing couple came home with the baby. But, they were horrified to see the bloodied, broken skull and bones, having distorted private parts Mailman dead on the porch. Husband asked the wife, "Why the hell did he do this to himself?"
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