Doctor Jokes
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The tired doctor was awakened by a phone call in thenmiddle of the night.

"Please, you have to come right over," pleaded thendistraught young mother. "My child has swallowed a contraceptive."

The physician dressed quickly; but before he could get out the door, the phone rang again.

"You don't have to come over after all," the woman said with a sigh of relief. "My husband just found another one."