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A teenager who was 5 feet tall and rather chubby was involved in a minor accident and so her mother took her to the emergency section of the local hospital. The triage nurse asked her for her height and weight.

The girl said, "5 feet, 6 inches and 125 lbs."

While the triage nurse was pondering this reply, the girl's mother leaned over to her daughter and said, "Sweetie, you are not on the internet now."