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Jokes Home : Naughty : Pancakes
A man takes his little son out to breakfast to celebrate the boy's tenth birthday. When the waitress comes around the old man orders a big breakfast of eggs, bacon, hash-browns...the works. He turns to his son and smiles proudly. "Order anything you want, son. Anything at all."
The pretty waitress looks at the birthday boy. "And what will you have,"she asks sweetly.
The boy sits up straight and grins ear to ear. "Give me the fuckin' pancakes," he says in a loud voice.
The father is stunned, he turns and slaps the boy across the head and glares at him. "Now, you give this nice lady your order," the father says, frowning heavily.
The waitress forces a smile. "What will you have?"
Again, the boy sits up straight, he clears his throat. "I said I want the fuckin' pancakes!"
The father whirls around and knocks the boy right off the chair. "Get your arse up now and you order the right way...or else!"
The unnerved waitress fumbles with her notepad. "What do you want to eat, honey," she asks.
The boy crawls back on to his chair and he stares up at the pretty waitress. He takes a deep breath and says, "I don't care any more, just as long as it's not those fuckin' pancakes!"
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