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Jokes Home : Naughty : Super Powers
Superman decides to go out on the town one evening - flies over to the bat cave and asks Batman out for a beer.
Batman replies: "Sorry, I can't come out tonight - the bat mobile is broken down, I have to fix it to fight crime tomorrow".
Superman takes off and flies over to Spiderman to see if he wants to go out for a beer.
Spiderman says: "No thanks, the web is not shooting properly, I have to fix it to fight crime tomorrow."
Superman then decides to fly over to Wonder-woman's. He arrives to find Wonder-woman on her roof completely naked on her back. Superman thinks to himself that he could fly down there quicker than the speed of light, do his business and fly away before she realizes what has happened.
So he flies down, does his business and takes off.
Wonder woman says: "what the hell was that?" and then the Invisible man says: "I don't know, but my butt is surely burning!"
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