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Jokes Home : Naughty : What Parents Thought

One day at school, the teacher asked the children what their parents thought was beautiful. She asked Sally, and Sally replied,

"My Mom thinks that flowers are beautiful." "Why is that," she asked?

"Because she says they smell really nice." The teacher then called on Tommy, and Tommy replied, "My Dad thinks antique cars are beautiful."

"Why is that," she asked?

"Because, he says they are so old and still preserved in their original form." Next she called on Little Johnny, and Johnny replied, "My Dad thinks pregnant women are."

"Why is that," she asked? "Because, when my sister got pregnant, my Dad said 'beautiful just fucking beautiful!'"



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