Naughty Jokes
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A tall Texan rancher in a tall Stetson hat strode into a rather sleazy cocktail lounge with his buddies.

As he passed the veteran waitress bent over wiping a table, he slapped her on the ass and said, "Ah shore do wish Ah had a little pussy."

She glanced up at him without stopping and said, "So do I. Mine's as big as your hat."