Eforu.com

Police Jokes
Best resource of jokes on WWW


Categories:
Absolute Comedy
Animals
Bar
Blondes
Couples
Dating
Doctor
Family
Farmer
Friends
Golf
Husband Wife
Lawyer
Little Johnny
Naughty
One Liners
Police
Political
Redneck
Religious
Romance
Sardars
School
Technology
Tricky
True Humor
Work
Jokes Home : Police : On Time

Tom was in his early 50s, retired and started a second career. However, he just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day, he was five, 10, 15 minutes late. But, he was a good worker and real sharp, so the boss was in a quandary about how to deal with it.

Finally, one day he called Tom into his office for a talk. "Tom, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic. You do a bang- up job, but your being late so often is quite bothersome."

"Yes, I know boss and I am working on it."

"Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd though, your coming in late. I know you're retired from the Air Force.

What did they say if you came in late there"?

"They said, 'Good morning, General.'"



HOMECelebrity VideosCelebrity GossipsCelebrity GalleryOn This DayGreeting CardsJokesCelebrity Search
FAQHoroscopeOnline DatingAdd URLWhat's NewContact Us
Copyright ©1998-2009 Eforu.com All rights Reserved. Disclaimer Privacy Policy