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As a language teacher, I usually award certificates of merit to deserving students. One year I decided to change the format of the certificates and use a seal stamped with my initials.

I called a number of places to buy sealing wax, but they all had identical reactions...a long silence followed by an apology for not having any in stock.

On my last call there was the silence, but then the salesman asked,

"Why ceiling as opposed to floor?"