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Jokes Home : School : Right & Wrong
A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class the difference between right and wrong. "All right children, let's take another example," she said. "If I were to get into a man's pocket and take all his money, what would I be?"
Little Johnny raised his hand and blurted out, "You'd be his wife!"
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10. "Your eyes are like limpid pools of chicken stock."
9. "I know we've just met, but will you marinade me?"
8. "Cumin here often?"
7. "How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled or fertilized?"
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4. "We've now simmered for the recommended 25 minutes.....time to come to a full boil!"
3. "You're twice as sweet as a creme brulee.....and less drippy."
2. "Get the buttah."
1. "Uh, yeah.....I invented Spaghetti-O's"
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