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One day the teacher came to class with a rose placed in her cleavage.

She asked, "Can anyone tell me what roses drink? How about you, Johnny?"

"Milk!" answered Little Johnny.

"No, I`m sorry. That`s the wrong answer. Roses drink water," explained the teacher.

"Wow!", Johnny exclaimed, "I didn't know the stem was that long!"